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(Fade from black. A tendril of purple mist in front of a wall of red flames. The mist forms into golden letters: "Aladdin". The letters shimmer then blow away. In a desert, a short peddler rides a camel)

Peddler: ♪ Oh I come from a land, ♪

♪ from a faraway place ♪

♪ Where the caravan camels roam ♪

♪ Where it's flat and immense, ♪

♪ And the heat is intense ♪

♪ It's barbaric, but hey, it's home! ♪

♪ When the wind's from the east, ♪

♪ And the sun's from the west, ♪

♪ And the sand in the glass is right ♪

♪ Come on down, stop on by ♪

♪ Hop a carpet and fly ♪

♪ To another Arabian night! ♪

♪ Arabian nights ♪

♪ Like Arabian days ♪

♪ More often than not ♪

♪ Are hotter than hot ♪

♪ In a lot of good ways ♪

♪ Arabian nights ♪

♪ 'neath Arabian moons ♪

♪ A fool off his guard ♪

♪ could fall and fall hard ♪

♪ out there on the dunes. ♪

(In a nighttime street, the peddler slides off his camel and addresses us)

[camel panting]

Peddler: Ah, salaam, and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, please, come closer. (Camera zooms in hitting peddler in face) Too close. A little too close. (Pulls his face just a little further from the camera) There. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, (Opens the pouch on his camel which transforms into a bazaar stall) and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today. Come on down. Heh, heh. Look at this. Yes. Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries. Will not break. (taps it on table) will not… (it falls apart) It broke. Ohh! Look at this. (Pulls out Tupperware) I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. (Pries it open, makes raspberry sound..) Ah, still good. (Camera begins to pan to right. The peddler hurries to catch it.) Wait, don’t go! (Stop pan.) I can see that you’re only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this. (The peddler pulls the iconic magic lamp out from his sleeve.) Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. (Another pan, this one slower to left. Again, the peddler rushes to catch up.) This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man’s life. A young man who, liked this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? (The peddler pours shiny sand from the lamp into his hand.) It begins on a dark night… (The peddler throws sand into the sky, where it forms a starry nightscape.) where a dark man waits with a dark purpose.

(Camera tilts down to find Jafar sitting on his horse and Iago on his shoulder. Gazeem comes riding up to the pair.)

[horse nickers]

Jafar: You are late.

Gazeem: A thousand apologies, O Patient One.

Jafar: You have it then?

Gazeem: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. (Pulls out half of the medallion. Jafar reaches out for it, but Gazeem yanks it back.) Ah-ah-ahhh. The treasure. (Iago Iago squawks as he flies by and grabs the medallion.) Ow!

Jafar: Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.

Iago: What's coming to you. Awk!

(Jafar pulls out the second half of the medallion. He connects them, forming a golden scarab. It comes to life and flies away.)

Jafar: Quickly! Follow the trail!

(On horseback, the trio chase the medallion across the moonlit desert)


(The creature splits in two, each half lodging into a sand dune. A towering tiger's head rises from the dune. The pieces of the scarab form its glowing eyes. The men's horses rear on their hind legs, throwing their riders off. Jafar grins as the tiger head opens it cavernous mouth.)

[horse neighs]

[wind howling]

Jafar: At last, after all my years of searching, the Cave of Wonders.

Iago: Awk. Cave of Wonders!

Gazeem: (whispering) By Allah...

Jafar: Now, remember. Bring me the lamp! The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine. [chuckles]

(Gazeem starts to approach the lion’s mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave. He chuckles as he goes.)

Iago: Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp. (Now that Iago and Jafar are alone, Iago opens up in normal English.) Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?

(Jafar puts his finger to his lips and shushes him. Gazeem creeps towards the oral entrance of the cave. He peers inside of the mouth as its tongue morphs into a staircase. He tip toes around one of the tiger's fangs, but is blown away by the roar of the cave’s speaking.)

Cave: [echoing rumble] Who disturbs my slumber?

Gazeem: [thief gasps] It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.

Cave: Mo this. Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.

(Gazeem turns to Jafar with a questioning look.)

Jafar: What are you waiting for? Go on.

[beast sighing]

(Gazeem hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, he plants his foot down. Nothing happens. Relieved, he begins his trek again. Then another roar comes. He turns back, but the lion’s mouth slams shut and the dune collapses back to normal. All that are left are Jafar, Iago, and the 2 separated halves of the medallion.)

Jafar: Now!

Cave: Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.

Iago: [coughing] I can't believe it. I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Look at this. I'm so tickled off that I'm molting. (He flies up to Jafar's shoulder.)

Jafar: Patience, Iago. Patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.

Iago: (extremely sarcastic) Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredi- I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big- (Jafar pinches his beak shut.)

Jafar: Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this... diamond in the rough.

(Cut to a rooftop, where Aladdin rushes up to the edge, carrying a loaf of bread. He almost drops it over the edge.)

Razoul: Stop! Thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!

Aladdin: (Looks back, then down, then at the bread.) All this for a loaf of bread? Whoooaa!

(He jumps off, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. He skies down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he’s nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and slams the shutters closed. Aladdin slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread when…)

Guard 1: There he is!

Guard 2: You won't get away so easy!

Aladdin: You think that was easy?

(He looks at three women, laughing at him.)

Razoul: You two, over that way, and you, follow me. We'll find him.

(Aladdin pulls a sheet over him and wraps himself as a disguise. He rushes over to the women.)

Aladdin: Morning, ladies.

Woman 1: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?

Aladdin: Trouble? Now way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.

(A hand grabs Aladdin’s shoulder and yanks him back. It’s Razoul. Aladdin’s disguise falls off.)

Razoul: Gotcha!

Aladdin: I'm in trouble.

Razoul: And this time... (A screeching sound from Abu, then the guard’s turban is pulled down over his eyes. Abu points on the guard’s head, laughing.)

Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.

Abu: Abu.

Aladdin: Come on. Let's get outta here. Gotta keep...

(A guard swings at Aladdin, but destroys a barrel of fish. Abu raspberries the guard, then dodges an attack. Then Aladdin pulls down the guard's pants)

♪ One jump ahead of the breadline ♪

♪ One swing ahead of the sword ♪

♪ I steal only what I can’t afford ♪ That’s everything.

(As Aladdin runs off, the guard pulls a fish over his lower body as a pair of pants.)

♪ One jump ahead of the lawmen ♪

♪ That's all and that's now joke ♪

♪ These guys don't appreciate I'm broke! ♪

(Aladdin and Aby scamper up a pile of barrels, then kick one down on top of the guards.)

Guards: (One at a time) ♪ Riffraff! ♪

♪ Street rat! ♪

♪ Scoundrel! ♪

(throw fruit at Aladdin) ♪ Take that! ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Just a little snack, guys. ♪

Guards: ♪ Rip him open, take it back, guys! ♪

(Aladdin scampers to the top of a platform. The guards shake the platform back and forth trying to knock him off)

Aladdin: ♪ I can take a hint ♪

♪ Gotta face the facts ♪

(Aladdin jumps off the platform to certain death, only to grab Abu’s hands like an acrobat. The pair swing into a harem.)

♪ You're my only friend, Abu! ♪

Harem Girls: Who?

♪ Oh, It's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom ♪

(Abu finds a plate full of fruit and stuffs his mouth full like a chipmunk.)

♪ He's become a one-man rise in crime ♪

Woman 2: ♪ I'd blame parents, except he hasn't gone 'em. ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Gotta eat to live,

♪ Gotta steal to eat ♪

♪ Tell you all about it when I got the time! ♪

(Aladdin and Abu exit and bounce off an awning. Cut to a muscleman flexing to a crowd. The guards rush past. Cut to Aladdin and Abu behind the muscleman, matching his moves, until they make a mistake and are discovered. )

♪ One jump ahead of the slowpokes. ♪

♪ One skip ahead of my doom. ♪

♪ Next time, gonna use a nom de plume. ♪

Razoul: There he is!

(A chase sequence, in which Aladdin and Abu, pursued by the guards, race through a flock of sheep, hurdle a performer sleeping on a bed of nails [of course one extremely large guard lands on him])

Aladdin: ♪ One jump ahead of the hitmen ♪

♪ One hit ahead of the flock ♪

♪ I think I'll take a stroll around the block ♪

(Abu disguises himself with jewels until a shopkeeper discovers him. )

Man 1: ♪ Stop, thief! ♪

Shopkeeper 1: ♪ Vandal! ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Abu! ♪

Woman 3: ♪ Scandal! ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Let's not be too hasty ♪

(Aladdin is surrounded by GUARDS in front of a door. The door opens and a large, ugly lady comes out)

Lady: ♪ Still I think he's RATHER TASTY!

(Aladdin tumbles away, then puts his arm around a guard, acting like they're all chums)

Aladdin: ♪ Gotta eat to live, ♪

♪ Gotta steal to eat ♪

♪ Otherwise, we'd get along! ♪

Guards: WRONG!!!

(The guards leap at Aladdin, but become tangled. Their targets are sneaking away in pots)

Main Guard: Get him!

(Aladdin vaults over a performer walking harmlessly across hot coals. The guards storm through the coals, hopping up and down in pain as they burn the feet. Aladdin and Abu pass a sword swallower, then Abu goes back to pull the sword out of the swallower's mouth. Abu advances on the guards, who halt in fear.)

Guard: He's got a sword!

Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords!

(The guards pull out their swords. Abu sets down his sword and runs off. Aladdin and Abu are once again surrounded, with guards coming from left and right. He jumps up and climbs a robe trick being done on the street, as the guards all crash into each other.)

Aladdin: ♪ One jump ahead of the hoofbeats ♪

Guards: Vandal!

Aladdin: ♪ One hop ahead of the hump ♪

Guards: Street rat!

Aladdin: ♪ One trick ahead of disaster ♪

Guards: Scoundrel!

Aladdin: ♪ They're quick, but I'm much faster ♪

Guards: Take that!

(The guards chase Aladdin up a staircase into a room. He grabs a carpet...)

Aladdin: ♪ Here goes, ♪

♪ Better throw my hand in ♪

♪ Wish me happy landin', ♪

♪ All I gotta do is jump! ♪

(..and jumps out the window as if the carpet was magic. The guards follow him out the window, but they fall straight down to the street, and land in a cart of fertilizer with the sign "Crazy Hakim’s Discount Fertilizer." )

Guards: Yuck! Oy!

(Aladdin uses the carpet as a parachute to land safely and out of danger. Aladdin and Abu high-five each other)

Aladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast. All right.

(Aladdin breaks the bread in two and gives half to ABU, who begins to eat. But Aladdin looks over and sees two young children rummaging through the garbage for food. The girl sees him, then drops her find and tries to hide. Aladdin looks solemnly at them, then at the bread, then at Abu.)

Abu: Yum, yum! Uh-oh.

(Abu takes a big bite of his food, but Aladdin gets up and walks over to the children. The girl pulls her brother back.)

Aladdin: [sighs] Here. Go on. Take it.



Abu: Ah, don't. Huh?

Man: On his way to the palace, I suppose. Another suitor for the princess.


[woman screams]


Prince Achmed: Out of my way, you filthy brats.

Aladdin: Hey! If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.

Prince Achmed: Oh. I'll teach you some manners!

[men laugh]


Aladdin: Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.

Crowd: Ooh!

Prince Achmed: Ha! You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.

Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. [sighs] Come on, Abu. Let's go home. ♪ Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? Now siree. They'd find out there's so much more to me. ♪ Some day, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.

[roosters crowing]

Prince Achmed: I've never been so insulted.

Sultan: Oh, Prince Achmed. You're not leaving so soon, are you?

Prince Achmed: Good luck marrying her off.

Sultan: Oh! Jasmine. Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine!


Sultan: Confound it, Rajah. So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out.

Jasmine: Oh, Father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you?

[both laughing]

[clears throat]

Sultan: Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call. The law says...

Both: You must be married to a prince...

Sultan: By your next birthday.

Jasmine: The law is wrong.

Sultan: You've only got three more days.

Jasmine: Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.

Sultan: Jasmine... it's not only this law. I'm not going to be around forever, and, well, I... I just want to make sure you're taken care of. Provided for.

Jasmine: Please try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.


Jasmine: Except you, Rajah. I've never even been outside the palace walls.

Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.

Jasmine: Then maybe I don't want to be a princess anymore.

Sultan: Oooh! I... I... Allah forbid you should have any daughters.

Rajah: Hmm?

Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't so picky. Oh! Ah, Jafar. My most trusted advisor. I am in desperate need of your wisdom.

Jafar: My life is but to serve to you, my lord.

Sultan: It's the suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wit's end.

Iago: Awk! Wit's end!

Sultan: [laughing] Oh! Have a cracker, pretty Polly.

Jafar: [Jafar laughs] Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals.

[Iago grumbles]

Jafar: Now, then, perhaps I can divine a solution to this thorny problem.

Sultan: If anyone can help, it's you.

Jafar: But it would require the use of the mystic blue diamond.

Sultan: Oh. Uh, my ring? But it's been in the family for years.

Jafar: It is necessary to find the princess a suitor. Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

Sultan: Everything will be... fine.

Jafar: The diamond.

Sultan: Here, Jafar. Whatever you need will be fine.

Jafar: You are most gracious, my liege. Now, run along and play with your little toys, hmm?

Sultan: Yes. That will be pretty good.

Iago: [spits, coughs] I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers... Bam! Whack!

Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.

Iago: Then I'd grab him around the head. Whack!

Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.

Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. Ha, ha!


Jasmine: Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah. But I can't stay here and have my life lived for me. I'll miss you.


Jasmine: Goodbye.

[vendors calling out]

Aladdin: Okay, Abu. Go.

Melon Merchant: Try this. Your taste buds will dance and sing.


Melon Merchant: Get your paws off that.


Melon Merchant: Why, you... Get away from here, you cursed, filthy ape!

Abu: Goodbye.

Aladdin: Nice going, Abu.


Aladdin: Breakfast is served.

Pot Merchant: Pretty lady, buy a pot. No finer pot in brass of silver.

Nut Merchant: Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs. Sugar dates and pistachios.

Necklace Merchant: Would the lady like a necklace? A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.

Fish Merchant: Fresh fish! We catch 'em, you buy 'em!

Jasmine: Oh, now. I don't think so. Oh!


Jasmine: Excuse me.



Jasmine: I'm really very sorry.

Aladdin: Wow.

Abu: Uh-oh. Hello? Hello?

Jasmine: Oh, you must be hungry. Here you go.

Apple Merchant: You'd better be able to pay for that.

Jasmine: Pay?

Apple Merchant: Now one steals from my cart.

Jasmine: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I don't have any money.

Apple Merchant: Thief!

Jasmine: Please... If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the Sultan.

Apple Merchant: Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?

Jasmine: Now! Now, please!

Aladdin: Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. I've been looking all over for you.

Jasmine: What are you doing?

Aladdin: Just play along.

Apple Merchant: You, uh, now this girl?

Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.

Apple Merchant: She said she knew the Sultan.

Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the Sultan.

Jasmine: O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?


Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.

Jasmine: Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?

Aladdin: Now, now, now. Not that one. Come on, Sultan.

[gibbering, gasping]

Apple Merchant: Huh? What? Come back here, you little thieves!


Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?

Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster.

Iago: Yes, O mighty Evil One. [panting]

Jafar: Part, sands of time. Reveal to me the one who can enter the cave. Yes! Yes! There he is. My diamond in the rough.

Iago: That's him? That's the clown we've been waitin' for?

Jafar: Let's have the guards extend him an invitation to the palace, shall we?

Iago: Swell. [coughs]

[sinister laughter]

Aladdin: Almost there.

Jasmine: I want to thank you for stopping that man.

Aladdin: Uh, forget it. So, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh?

Jasmine: Is it that obvious?

Aladdin: Well, you do kind of stand out. I mean, uh, you don't seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be.

Jasmine: Hmm. I'm a fast learner.

Abu: Wow.

Aladdin: [chuckling] Hey. Come on. This way. Whoa. Watch your head there. Be careful.

Jasmine: Is this where you live?

Aladdin: Yep. Just me and Abu. Come and go as we please.

Jasmine: That sounds fabulous.

Aladdin: Well, it's not much, but it's got a great view. Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?

Jasmine: Oh, it's wonderful.

Aladdin: I wonder what it would be like to live here, and have servants and valets.

Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.

Aladdin: It's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.

Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.

Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...

Jasmine: You're just...

Both: ...trapped.

Aladdin: [clears throat] So, where are you from?

Jasmine: What does it matter? I ran away and I am not going back.

Aladdin: Really? How come?

Abu: Why, you...

Jasmine: My father's forcing me to get married.

Aladdin: That's... that's awful. Abu!

[angry squeaking]

Jasmine: What?

Aladdin: Abu says, uh... that's not fair.

Abu: What?

Jasmine: Oh, did he?

Aladdin: Yeah, of course.

Jasmine: And does Abu have anything else to say?

Aladdin: Well, uh, he wishes there was something he could do to help.

Abu: Oh, boy.

Jasmine: Hmm. Tell him that's very sweet.

Razoul: Here you are.

Both: They're after me! You?

Jasmine: My father must have sent them...

Aladdin: Do you trust me?

Jasmine: What?

Aladdin: Do you trust me?

Jasmine: Yes...

Aladdin: Then jump!

Razoul: We just keep running to each other, don't we, street rat?

Aladdin: Run! Go! Get out of here!

Razoul: Get this thing off of me! It's the dungeon for you, boy.

Aladdin: Get off me.

Jasmine: Let him go.

Razoul: Lookie here, men. A street mouse!

[guards laugh]

Jasmine: Unhand him, by order of the princess.

Razoul: Princess Jasmine.

Aladdin: The princess?

Abu: Princess?

Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat.

Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him.

Razoul: I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.

Jasmine: Believe me, I will. Jafar?

Jafar: Oh, Princess.

Iago: Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck.

Jafar: How may I be of service to you?

Jasmine: The guards just took a boy from the market, on your orders.

Jafar: Your father has charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a criminal.

Jasmine: What was his crime?

Iago: I can't breathe, Jafar.

Jafar: Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.

Iago: If you could just... Aah! That hurt!

Jasmine: He didn't kidnap me. I ran away.

Jafar: Oh, dear. Oh, how frightfully upsetting. Had but I known...

Jasmine: What do you mean?

Jafar: Sadly, the boy's sentence has already been carried out.

Jasmine: What sentence?

Jafar: Death.

[Jasmine gasps]

Jafar: By beheading.

Jasmine: Now.

Jafar: I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.

Jasmine: How could you? [weeping]

Iago: [coughing] [coughing, gasping] So, how did it go?

Jafar: I think she took it, rather well.

Jasmine: [Jasmine crying] It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name.

[Rajah murmuring]

Aladdin: She was the princess. I can't believe it. I must have sounded stupid to her.

Abu: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!

Aladdin: Abu. Down here.


Aladdin: Come on, help me out of these.


Aladdin: Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it.

Abu: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Aladdin: Don't worry. I'll never see her again. I'm a street rat, remember? And there's a law. She's gotta marry a prince. She deserves a prince.

Abu: Ta-da!

Aladdin: I'm a fool.

Old Man Jafar: You're only a fool if you give up, boy.

Aladdin: Who are you?

Old Man Jafar: A lowly prisoner, like yourself. But together, perhaps we can be more.

Aladdin: I'm listening.

Old Man Jafar: There is a cave, boy, a Cave of Wonders, filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams...

Abu: Ooh!

Old Man Jafar: Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I'd wager.

Iago: Jafar, can you hurry up? I'm dyin' in here. [squawking as Jafar hits him]

Aladdin: But the law says that only a prince can...

Old Man Jafar: You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules. [wheezing laugh]

Aladdin: So. Why would you share all of this wonderful treasure with me?

Old Man Jafar: I need a young pair of legs and a strong back to go in after it.

Aladdin: Uh, one problem. It's out there. We're in here.

Old Man Jafar: Uh-uh. Things aren't always what they seem. So, do we have a deal?

Abu: Oh, I don't know.

[thunder crashing]

Cave: And. Who disturbs my slumber?

Aladdin: Uh, it is I, Aladdin.

Cave: Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.

Old Man Jafar: Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp, and then you shall have your reward.

Aladdin: Come on, Abu.


Aladdin: Would you look at that!


Aladdin: Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan. Abu!


Aladdin: Don't... touch... anything. We gotta find that lamp.

Abu: [grumbles] Huh? Aladdin!

Aladdin: Abu, will you knock it off?


Aladdin: Abu, what are you, crazy? A magic carpet. Come on. Come on out. We're not gonna hurt you.


Aladdin: Hey, take it easy, Abu. He's not gonna bite. Thanks.


Aladdin: Hey. Wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can help us. Hey! Whoa! You see, we're trying to find this lamp. I think he knows where it is.

[squeaks excitedly]


Aladdin: [whispers] Wait here.

Abu: [moaning] Oh!

Aladdin: This is it. This is what we came all the way down here to... Abu! Now!

Cave: Infidels!

Abu: Uh-oh.

Cave: You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!

Aladdin: Whoa!

Abu: Help! Help! Help!

Aladdin: Gotcha! Whoa. Carpet, let's move. Abu! Abu, this is now time to panic. Start panicking.

Both: Whoa!

[Abu panting]

[thunder cracks]


Aladdin: Help me out.

Old Man Jafar: Throw me the lamp.

Aladdin: I can't hold on. Give me your hand.

Old Man Jafar: First give me the lamp. [maniacal laughter] Yes! At last! [wicked laughter]

Aladdin: [Aladdin struggles] What are you doing?

Old Man Jafar: Giving you your reward. [Old Man Jafar's voice returns to Jafar's normal voice] Your eternal reward. [Abu then bites his hand, he then screams]


[roaring as the Cave collapses]

Jafar: [chuckling] It's mine! [takes off his disguise] It's all mine! I-- Where is it? No! No...!

Sultan: Jasmine? Oh, dearest. What's wrong?

Jasmine: [sniffling] Jafar has... done something terrible.

Sultan: There, there, my dear. We'll set it right. Now, tell me everything.

Abu: Oh. Aladdin. Wake up. Aladdin.

Aladdin: Oh! My head. We're trapped. That two-faced son of a jackal! [snarling] Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp.

Abu: Aha!

Aladdin: [chuckling] Why, you hairy little thief. Looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out.

Genie: Whoa! Oy! 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck. Hang on a second. Whoa! WOW!!! Does it feel good to be outta there. I‘m Telling you, Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi. Where you from? What's your name?

Aladdin: Uh... Uh, Aladdin.

Genie: Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you "Al"? Or maybe just "Din." How about "Laddie"? Sounds like, "Here, boy. C'mon, Laddie."

Aladdin: I must have hit my head harder than I thought.

Genie: Do you smoke? Mind if I do? [giggling] Oh, sorry, Cheetah. Hope I didn't singe the fur. Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tass-el. Yeah. Yo, yo. Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm gettin' bigger. Look from the side. Do I look different to you?

Aladdin: Wait a minute. I'm your master?

Genie: That's right. He can be taught. What would you wish for me? The ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated... [echoing] Duplicated, duplicated... Genie... of the lamp! Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your very much wish fulfillment. Thank you.

Aladdin: Whoa. Wish fulfillment?

Genie: Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. Now substitutions, exchanges or refunds.

Aladdin: Now I know I'm dreaming.

Genie: Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities. ♪ When Ali Baba had them 40 thieves, Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales. But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves, you got a brand of magic never fails. You got some power in your corner now, some heavy ammunition in your camp, you got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how, see all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say. Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be? Let me take your your order, jot it down, you ain't never had a friend like me. Life is your restaurant, and I'm your matie 'd'! Come on, whisper what it is you want, you ain't never had a friend like me. Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service, you're the boss, the king, the shah. Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish, how about a little more baklava? Have some of column A, try all of column B. I'm in the mood to help you dude, you ain't never had a friend like me. Oh, my. Now, now. ♪ [scatting] ♪ Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here, can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip! And then make the sucker disappear? So doncha sit there slack, jawed, buggy eyed. I'm here to answer all your midday prayers, you got me bona fide, certified, you got a genie for your chare d'affaires. I got a powerful urge to help you out, so what you wish? I really wanna know. You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt, well, all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh. Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three. I'm on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend like me! ♪ Ah ha ha! Wah ha ha! [Abu's greedy laugh] ♪ You ain't never had a friend like me. ♪


[Carpet applause]

Abu: [chattering] Huh? [groans]

Genie: So, what'll be, Master?

Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?

Genie: Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos.

Aladdin: Like?

Genie: Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Rule number two! I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. Mwah! You little punim there. Rule number three! I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!! Other than that, you got it.

Aladdin: Hmm.

Abu: Oh!

Aladdin: Provisions? You mean limitations? On wishes? Some all-powerful genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out.

Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walking out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're gettin' your wishes, so SIT DOWN!!!

[Abu screeches]

Genie: In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, anywhere. Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. We're... outta here!

Sultan: Jafar, this is an outrage. If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded.

Jafar: I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again.

Sultan: Jasmine... Jafar. Now, let's put this whole messy business behind us. Please.

Jafar: My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess.

Jasmine: At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am a queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.

[Jafar chuckles nervously]

Sultan: That's nice. All settled, then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine? Jasmine!

Jafar: [growls] If only I had gotten that lamp!

Iago: [imitates Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." [growling, returns to his normal voice] To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives...

Jafar: Now, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded.

Both: Eeek..

Iago: Oh. Wait a minute! Jafar! What if you were the chump husband?

Jafar: What?

Iago: Okay, you marry the princess, all right? And, uh, then you become the sultan!

Jafar: Oh... Marry the shrew... I become the sultan... The idea has merit.

Iago: Yes, merit! Yes! And then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff. Yeaaah! Kersplat!

Jafar: [wicked laughter] I love the way your foul little mind works.

[both laugh maniacally]

Genie: Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Good-bye. Thank you. Goodbye. Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?

Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.

Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy!

Aladdin: Ah, now. I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.

Genie: [jaw drops] Well, I feel sheepish. All right, you baaad boy, but now more freebies.

Aladdin: Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good. What would you wish for?

Genie: Me? Now one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.

Aladdin: What?

Genie: Now, I can't. I...

Aladdin: Come in. Tell me.

Genie: Freedom.

Aladdin: You're a prisoner?

Genie: It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig. Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space.

Aladdin: Genie, that's terrible.

Genie: But, oh, to be free. Not have to go, "Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need?" To be my own master. Such a thing would be grater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.

Aladdin: Why not?

Genie: The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's happened.

Aladdin: I'll do it. I'll set you free.

Genie: Uh-huh, yeah, right.

Aladdin: Now, really, I promise. After I make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free.

Genie: Well, here's hopin'. All right. Let's make some magic! So how 'bout it? What is it you want most?

Aladdin: Well, there's this girl.

Genie: Wrong. I can't make anybody fall in love, remember?

Aladdin: Oh, but, Genie, she's smart and fun and...

Genie: Pretty?

Aladdin: Beautiful. She's got these eyes that just, and this hair. Wow. And her smile... [sighs]

Genie: Ami... C'est l'amour.

Aladdin: But she's the princess. To even have a chance, I'd have to be... Hey, can you make me a prince?

Genie: Let's see here. Chicken à la king? Nope. Alaskan king crab. Ow! I hate it when they do that. Caesar salad. Ah! Et tu, Brute? Now! Aha! "To make a prince." Is that an official wish? Say the magic words.

Aladdin: Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince.

Genie: All right! Yo, yo! Woof! Woof! First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third century. These patches. What are we trying to say, beggar? Now. Let's work with me here. Ooh. I like it. Muy macho. Now, it still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse me, monkey boy. Aqui. Over here.

Abu: Uh-oh.

Genie: Here he comes. What better way to make your entrance on the streets of Agrabah then riding your very own brand-new camel. Watch out. They spit. Mmm. Not enough. Still not enough. Let's see. What do you need? What do you need? Yes! Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo. Whoa!


Genie: Talk about your trunk space. Check this action out.


[frightened monkey noises]

Prince Ali: Abu, you look good.

Genie: He's got the outfit, he's got the elephant. But we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban, kid! We're gonna make you a star!

[door opens]

Jafar: Sire, I've found a solution to the problem with your daughter.

Iago: Awk. The problem with your daughter.

Sultan: Oh, really?

Jafar: Right here. "If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her."

Sultan: But Jasmine hated all those suitors. How could I choose someone she hates?

Jafar: Not to worry, my liege. There is more. "If in the event a suitable prince cannot be found,"

Sultan: Jerk.

Jafar: "a princess must then be wed to..." Hmm... Interesting...

Sultan: What? Who?

Jafar: The royal vizier. Why, that would be... me.

Sultan: But I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess. I'm quite sure that...

Jafar: Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord.

Sultan: Yes. Desperate measures.

Jafar: You will order the princess to marry me.

Sultan: I will order... the princess... to... But you're so old.

Jafar: The princess will mary me!!

Sultan: The princess will marry...

[trumpet fanfare]

Sultan: What? What is that? That music. [chuckling] Jafar, you must come and see this.

Chorus: ♪ Make way for Prince Ali! Say hey! It's Prince Ali! ♪

Genie: ♪ Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar. Hey, you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh, come! Be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Are you gonna love this guy! Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa. Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm, brush up your Sunday salaam. Then come and meet his spectacular coterie! Prince Ali! Mighty as he! Ali Ababwa! Strong as ten regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes, a hundred bad guys with swords. Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali. ♪

Men: ♪ He's got 75 golden camels. ♪

Genie: Don't they look lovely, June?

Women: ♪ Purple peacocks, he's got 53. ♪

Genie: Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers. ♪ When it comes to exotic-type mammals. Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie! Prince Ali! Handsome as he, Ali Ababwa! ♪

Harem Girls: ♪ There's no question this Ali's alluring. Never ordinary, never boring. ♪

Genie: ♪ That physique! How can I speak?♪

Harem Girls: ♪ Everything about that man just plain impresses. ♪

Genie: ♪ Weak at the knee! Well, get on out in that square. ♪

Harem Girls: ♪ He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder. ♪

Genie: ♪ Adjust your veil and prepare. ♪

Harem Girls: ♪ He's about to pull my heart asunder. ♪

Genie: ♪ To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali! ♪

Harem Girls: ♪ And I absolutely love the way he dresses! ♪

Chorus: ♪ He's got 95 white Persian monkeys. ♪

Guards: ♪ He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys. ♪

Chorus: ♪ And to view them he charges no fee. ♪

Women: ♪ He's generous, so generous. ♪

Chorus: ♪ He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies. Proud to work for him. They bow to his whim, love serving him, they're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali! ♪

All: ♪ Prince Ali! Amorous he! Ali Ababwa! ♪

Genie: ♪ Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see. And that, good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by. ♪

Chorus: ♪ With 60 elephants, llamas galore, with his bears and lions, a brass band and more. With his 40 fakirs, his cooks his bakers. His birds that warble on key. Make way for Prince Ali! ♪

Sultan: [clapping] Splendid. Absolutely marvelous.

Aladdin: [clears throat] Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.

Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa. Of course. I'm delighted to meet you. This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.

Jafar: Ecstatic. I'm afraid, Prince Abooboo...

Aladdin: Ababwa.

Jafar: Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to...

Sultan: By Allah, this is quite a remarkable device. Ooh. I don't suppose I might...

Aladdin: Why, certainly, Your Majesty. Allow me.

Jafar: Sire, I must advise against this.

Sultan: Oh, button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun.

Iago: Ow, ow, ow.

Sultan: Ahh! Whoa! Look out! Here I come!

Jafar: Just where did you say you were from?

Aladdin: Oh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure.

Jafar: Try me.

Sultan: Look out, Polly.

Iago: Hey, watch it. Watch it with the dumb rug. Aah! Whew!

Sultan: Out of the way. I'm coming in to land. Jafar, watch this.

Jafar: Spectacular, Your Highness.

Sultan: That was lovely. Yes, I do see to have a knack for it. This is a very impressive youth. And a prince besides. [whispers] If we're lucky, you won't have to marry Jasmine after all.

Jafar: I don't trust him, Sire.

Sultan: Nonsense. One thing, I pride myself on, Jafar, I'm an excellent judge of character.

Iago: Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not!

Sultan: Jasmine will like this one.

Aladdin: And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine.

Jafar: Your Highness, now. I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is now different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the princess?

Aladdin: Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.

Jasmine: How dare you. All of you. Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won.

Sultan: Oh, dear. Don't worry, Prince Ali. Just give Jasmine time to cool down.

Jafar: I think it's time to say good-bye to Prince Abooboo.

Aladdin: [Aladdin sighs] What am I gonna do? Jasmine won't even let me talk to her. I should've known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish.


Genie: So move. Hey. That's a good move. I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.

Aladdin: Genie, I need help.

Genie: All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do you got it?

Aladdin: What?

Genie: Tell her the truth!

Aladdin: Now way. If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, she'd laugh at me.

Genie: A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh. Al, all joking aside, you really ought to be yourself.

Aladdin: Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be. Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I just... I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look?

Genie: Like a prince.


Aladdin: Princess Jasmine?


Jasmine: Who's there?

Aladdin: It's me, Prince Ali. Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa.

Jasmine: I do not want to see you.

Aladdin: No, no, please, Princess. Give me a chance.

Rajah: (Growling)

Jasmine: Just leave me alone.

Aladdin: Down, kitty.

Genie: So, how's your little beau doing?

Aladdin: Good kitty, take off.

[Rajah growling]

Aladdin: Down, kitty.

Jasmine: Wait. Wait. Do I know you?

Aladdin: Uh, now. Now.

Jasmine: You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace.

Aladdin: The marketplace? I have servants who go to the marketplace for me. Why, I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants. So. I couldn't have been me you met.

Jasmine: Now. I guess not.

Genie: Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her. She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.

Aladdin: Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine? You're very...

Genie: Wonderful, magnificent, punctual.

Aladdin: ...punctual.

Jasmine: Punctual?

Genie: Sorry.

Aladdin: Uh, beautiful.

Genie: Nice recovery.

Jasmine: Hmm. I'm rich, too, you know.

Aladdin: Yeah.

Jasmine: The daughter of a sultan.

Aladdin: I know.

Jasmine: A fine prize for any prince to marry.

Aladdin: Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.

Genie: Warning! Warning!

Jasmine: Right. A prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering peacock I've met.

Genie: Mayday! Mayday!

Jasmine: Just go jump off a balcony!

Aladdin: What?

Genie: Stop her. Stop her! Want me to sting her?

Aladdin: Buzz off.

Genie: Okay, fine. But remember, "bee" yourself.

Aladdin: Yeah, right.

Jasmine: What?

Aladdin: Uh... Uh, you're right. [sighs] You aren't just some prize to be won. You should be free to make your own choices. I'll go now.

Jasmine: Now!

Aladdin: What? What?

Jasmine: How... How are you doing that?

Aladdin: It's a magic carpet.

Jasmine: It's lovely.

[The carpet "kisses" her hand]

Aladdin: You, uh... You don't want to go for a ride, do you? We could get put of the palace, see the world.

Jasmine: Is it safe?

Aladdin: Sure. Do you trust me?

Jasmine: What?

Aladdin: Do you trust me?

Jasmine: Yes.

Aladdin: ♪ I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes. Take you wonder by wonder. Over, sideways, and under on a magic carpet ride. A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no. Or where to go. Or say we're only dreaming. ♪

Jasmine: ♪ A whole new world. A dazzling place I never knew. But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear, that now I'm in a whole new world with you. ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Now I'm in a whole new world with you. ♪

Jasmine: ♪ Unbelievable sights. Indescribable feeling. Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling. Through an endless diamond sky. A whole new world. ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Don't you dare close your eyes. ♪

Jasmine: ♪ A hundred thousand things to see. ♪

Prince Ali: ♪ Hold your breath, it gets better. ♪

Jasmine: ♪ I'm like a shooting star. I've coke so far. I can't go back to where I used to be. ♪

Aladdin: ♪ A whole new world. ♪

Jasmine: ♪ Every turn a surprise. ♪

Aladdin:  With new horizons to pursue. ♪

Jasmine:  Every moment red letter. ♪

Both: ♪ I'll chase them anywhere. There's no time to spare. Let me share this whole new world with you. ♪

Aladdin: ♪ A whole new world. ♪

Jasmine: ♪ A whole new world. ♪

Aladdin: ♪ That's where we'll be. ♪

Jasmine: ♪ That's where we'll be. ♪

Both: ♪ A thrilling chase. A wonderous place. For you and me. ♪

Jasmine: It's all so magical.

Aladdin: Yeah.

Jasmine: It's a shame Abu had to miss this.

Aladdin: Nah. He hates fireworks. He doesn't like flying, either. Uh, that is, um... Oh, now.

Jasmine: You are the boy from the market. I knew it. Why did you lie?

Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry.

Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?

Aladdin: Now.

Jasmine: That wouldn't figure it out?

Aladdin: Now. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. Now, that's not what I meant.

Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth.

Aladdin: The truth. The truth. Um... The truth is... I sometimes dress as a commoner, um... to escape the pressures of the palace life. But I really am a prince.

Jasmine: Why didn't you just tell me?

Aladdin: Well, you know... royalty going out into the city in disguise, it sounds a little strange, don't you think?

Jasmine: Hmm. Not that strange. Good night, my handsome prince.

Aladdin: Sleep well, princess. [sighs] Yes! [sighs] For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right.

[yelling, struggling]

Aladdin: Hey! [muffled] Abu. Abu.

Guard: Hold him.

Jafar: I'm afraid you've worn out your welcome, Prince Abooboo.

Aladdin: [muffled] Why, you...

Jafar: Make sure he's never found.


Genie: Never fails. Get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. Hello? Al? [gasping] Al! Kid, snap out of it. You can't cheat on this one. I can't help unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life." Got it? Okay! Come on, Aladdin! I'll take that as a yes. [imitating alarm] Up scope. [babbling in German]


Genie: Don't you scare me like that.

Aladdin: Genie, I, uh... I... Thanks, Genie.

Genie: Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.


Sultan: Jasmine.

Jasmine: Oh, Father, I just had the most wonderful time. I'm so happy.

Sultan: You should be, Jasmine. I have chosen a husband for you.

Jasmine: What?

Sultan: You will wed Jafar.


Jafar: You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.

Jasmine: I will never marry you. Father, I choose Prince Ali.

Jafar: Prince Ali left.

Aladdin: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar.

Jasmine: Prince Ali!


Iago: How in the... uh. Awk!

Aladdin: Tell him the truth, Jafar. You tried to have me killed.

Jafar: What? Ridiculous, nonsense, Your Highness. He is obviously lying.

Sultan: Obviously lying.

Jasmine: Father, what's wrong with you?

Aladdin: I know what's wrong.

(Aladdin breaks Jafar’s Snake Staff)

Sultan: Oh, my!

Aladdin: Your Highness. Jafar's been controlling you with this.

Sultan: [stammering] What? Jafar? You, you traitor!

Jafar: Your Majesty, all this can be explained.

Sultan: Guards! Guards!

Iago: Well, that's it. We're dead. Forget it. Just dig a grave for both of us. We're dead.

Sultan: Arrest Jafar at once.


Jafar: This is not done yet, boy. [laughing]


Sultan: Find him! Search everywhere!

Aladdin: Jasmine, are you all right?

Jasmine: Yes.

Sultan: Jafar, my most trusted counselor, plotting against me all this time. This is horrible, just horrible. How will I ever... Huh? Can this be true? My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? Ha, ha! Praise Allah! You brilliant boy, I could kiss you. I won't. I'll leave that to my... But you two will be wed at once. Yes, yes. And you'll be happy and prosperous, and then you, my boy, will become sultan.

Aladdin: Sultan?

Sultan: Yes. A fine upstanding youth such as yourself, a person of your unimpeachable moral character is exactly what this kingdom means.

Iago: We gotta get outta here. We gotta get out. I gotta start packing Your Highness. Only essentials. We gotta travel light and bring the guns, the weapons, the knifes, and how about this picture? I don't know i think I'm making a weird face in it.

[laughing maniacally]

Iago: Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip! Good grip.

Jafar: Prince Ali is nothing more than that ragged urchin, Aladdin. He has the lamp, Iago.

Iago: Why, that miserable...

Jafar: But you are going to relieve him of it.

Iago: Me?

Aladdin: Sultan? They want me to be Sultan?

Genie: Huzzah! ♪ Hail the conquering hero! ♪ [♪ Stars and Stripes Forever plays] Aladdin, you've just won the heart of the princess. What are you gonna do next?

[sighs deeply]

Genie: [whispering] Psst. Your line is, "I'm going to free the genie." Anytime.

Aladdin: Genie, I can't.

Genie: Sure you can. You just go, "Genie, I wish you free."

Aladdin: I'm serious! Look, I'm sorry. I really am! But they wanna make me sultan. Now. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.

Genie: Al, you won.

Aladdin: Because of you! The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you! What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, listen to me, I can't keep this up on my own. I can't wish you free.

Genie: Fine. I understand. After all. You've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, Master.


Aladdin: Genie, I'm really sorry.


Aladdin: Well, fine! Then just... stay in there! What are you guys looking at?

[whimpering, sniffling]

Aladdin: Look, I... I'm sorry. Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't... Wait. Come on. [sighing] What am I doing? [sighs] Genie's right. I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.

Jasmine: Ali. Oh, Ali. Will you come here?

Aladdin: [sighing] Well, here goes. Jasmine? Where are you?

Iago: [imitates Jasmine] Out in the menagerie. Hurry.

Aladdin: I'm coming.


[wicked laughter]

[goofy chuckle]

Iago: You got a problem, Pinky? Jerk. [gleeful cackling] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you. [imitates Jafar] Excellent work, Iago. Ah, go on. [imitating Jafar] Now, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven. Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.

Sultan: People of Agrabah, my daughter has finally chosen a suitor.

[crowd cheering]

Aladdin: Jasmine.

Jasmine: Ali, where have you been?

Aladdin: Jasmine, there's something I got to tell you.

Jasmine: The whole kingdom's turned out for Father's announcement.

Aladdin: Now. But, Jasmine, listen to me, please. You don't understand...

Jasmine: Good luck.

Sultan: Ali Ababwa!


Aladdin: Oh, boy.


Iago: Now, Look at them, cheering that little pipsqueak!

Jafar: Let them cheer...

Genie: You know, Al, I'm getting really...! I don't think you're him. Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.

Jafar: I am your master now!

Genie: I was afraid of that.

Jafar: Genie, grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high as sultan!

Aladdin: Whoa!

Sultan: Bless my soul. What is this? What? What is this? What's going on? Oh, my goodness, what's happening?

Jasmine: Father!

Jafar [cackling] (Jafar Transforms into a Sultan)

Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer!

Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!

Aladdin: Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that. [gasps] The lamp.

Jafar: [Jafar laughs] Finders keepers, Abooboo.


[people screaming]

Aladdin: Genie, now!

Genie: Sorry, kid. I got a new master now.

Sultan: Jafar, I order you to stop.

Jafar: Ah, but there's a new order now. My order. Finally, you will bow to me!

Jasmine: We will never bow to you!

Iago: Why am I not surprised?!

Jafar: If you won't bow before a sultan, then you will cower before a sorcerer!! Genie, my second wish... I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world!

[Jafar laughs maniacally]

Aladdin: Genie, stop!

(The Genie Transforms Jafar from Sultan into A Sorcerer)

Iago: Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!

Jafar: (Turns into a Sorcerer and Gets a New Snake Staff)

Jafar: Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Abject humiliation! [Rajah charges at him] Down, boy. [reduces Rajah to a kitten]

[Rajah meows]

Jafar: Oh, Princess! There's someone I'm dying to to introduce you to!

Aladdin: Jafar! Get your hands off her!

Jafar: ♪ Prince Ali, yes, it is he. But not as you know him! Read my lips and come to grips with the reality! Yes, meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Ali! ♪

Iago: Or should we say Aladdin?

Jasmine: Ali?

Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just...

Jafar: ♪ So Ali, turns out to be, merely Aladdin! Just a con. Need I go on? Take it from me. His personality flaws, give me adequate cause, to send him packing on a one-way trip so his prospects take a terminal dip! His assets frozen! The venue chosen! It's the ends of the earth! Whoopee! ♪ So long!

Iago: Good-bye, see ya!

Jafar: ♪ Ex-Prince Ali! ♪ [laughing maniacally]

[wind howling]

Aladdin: [shivering] Abu. Abu!

[Abu whimpering]

Aladdin: Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the genie when I had the chance. Abu. Are you okay?

Abu: [teeth chattering] Mm-hmm.

Aladdin: I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything. Somehow... I gotta go back and set things right. Carpet.

[Abu chitters]

Aladdin: [Aladdin strains] Abu, start digging.

[frantic panting]

Aladdin: That's it. Yeah! All right!


Aladdin: Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.

Iago: Puppet want a cracker?

[Sultan moaning]

Iago: Here's your cracker! Shoved all the way down your throat! Here! Have lots!

Jasmine: Stop it! Jafar, leave him alone!

[Jafar gestures Iago to stop, Iago growls as he shoves the remaining crackers down the Sultan]

Jafar: It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen...

Jasmine: [throws wine at Jafar's face] Never!

Jafar: [enraged growl] I'll teach you some respect!!

[Jasmine gasps]

Jafar: Now... Genie. I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me.

Genie: Ah, Master, there are a few addendas, some quid pro quo...

Jafar: Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout! You will do what I order to do, slave!

Jasmine: Jafar. I never realized how... incredibly handsome you are. [Genie's jaw drops]

Jafar: Mmm... That's better. Now, pussycat... tell me more about myself.

Jasmine: You're tall, dark, well dressed...

Genie: Al. Al, little buddy!

Aladdin: Shh.

Genie: Al, I can't help you. I work for Señor Psychopath now. What are you gonna do?

Aladdin: Hey, I'm a street rat, remember. I'll improvise.

Jasmine: ...cute lite gaps between your teeth.

Jafar: Go on.

Jasmine: And your beard... is so... twisted. You've stolen my heart.

Iago: [gasping] Jaf...! [Iago mumbling]

Jafar: And the street rat?

Jasmine: What street rat?




Both: Yech!

Jafar: That was... [sees Aladdin in the reflection of the crown] You! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

Aladdin: Get the lamp.

Jafar: Now! Ah, ah, ah, Princess. Your time is up. [growling]

Aladdin: Jasmine.

Iago: Oh, nice shot, Jaf...

Jafar: Don't toy with me.

Aladdin: Abu!

Jafar: Things are unraveling fast now, boy. [Jafar laughing] Get the point? [laughing]


Jafar: I'm just getting warmed up.

Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?

Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be. (Jafar Transforms from Sorcerer to a Gigantic Cobra, Then he tries to Fight Aladdin) [screaming]

Genie: ♪ Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em rake! Stick that sword into that snake! ♪

Snake Jafar: You stay out of this.

Genie: Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it... great!

Jasmine: Aladdin.

Snake Jafar: [screams]

Aladdin: Jasmine, hang on.

Snake Jafar: [laughing] You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.

Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a... Awk!

Snake Jafar: Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.

Aladdin: The genie. The genie. The genie has more power than you'll ever have.

Snake Jafar: What?

Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.

Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?

Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best.

Snake Jafar: You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.

Genie: The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with the snake.

Snake Jafar: Slave, I make my third wish. I wish to be an all-powerful genie!

Genie: All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.

Genie Jafar: (Jafar Transforms From a Snake into a Gigantic Enourmus Genie) Yes. Yes! The power. [Jafar laughs]

[Jasmine coughs]

Genie Jafar: The absolute power!

Jasmine: What have you done?

Aladdin: Trust me.

Genie Jafar: The universe is mine to command, to control!

Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar. Aren't you forgetting something?

Genie Jafar: Huh?

Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie... you got it.

Genie Jafar: What?! (Large Gold Cuffs clamped onto Jafar’s Wrists)

Aladdin: And everything that goes with it. (Aladdin picks up the Lamp and sucks Jafar into his Lamp)

Genie Jafar: No! NOOOO!

Iago: I'm gettin' out of here! Eye...

Genie Jafar: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers...

Iago: Come on, You're the genie! I don't want, I don't--!

Aladdin: Itty bitty living space.

Genie: Al, you little genius, you.

Sultan: Ahh!

Rajah: [meow]

(Agrabah Has Restored to Normal)

Jafar: Get your blasted beak out of my face.

Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron.

Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up.

Iago: What!?! I was gonna...

Genie: Allow me. 10,000 years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out.

Iago: Moron, You’re a theif city.

Jafar: Shut up!!

Aladdin: Jasmine... I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince.

Jasmine: I know why you did.

Aladdin: Well, I guess... this is good-bye?

Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you.

Genie: [sniffles] Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a prince again.

Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom?

Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.

Aladdin: Jasmine, I do love you, but I got to stop pretending to be something I'm not.

Jasmine: I understand.

Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.

Genie: One bonafide prince pedigree coming up. What?

Aladdin: Genie, you're free.

Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile." Try that.

Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.

Genie: Now way! [laughing gleefully] Oh, does that feel good! Oh! I'm free! I'm free at last! I'm hittin' the road. I'm off to see the world. I'm...

Aladdin: Genie, I'm... I'm gonna miss you.

Genie: Me, too, Al. [sniffles] Now matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me.

Sultan: That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.

Jasmine: Father?

Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.

Jasmine: Him. I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.

Aladdin: Call me Al.

Genie: Oh, all of ya, come over here. Big group hug. Group hug. Mind if I kiss the monkey? Ooh, hairball. Well, I can't do any more damage around this Popsicle stand. I'm outta here! Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds! Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history. Now, I'm mythology. I don't care what I am. I'm free!

Aladdin: ♪ A whole new world. ♪

Jasmine: ♪ A whole new life. ♪

Both: ♪ For you and me. ♪

Genie: [laughing] Made you look.